The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.
I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.
It only costs $0.00 to keep it real
it took me time to realize that the sky changes just as quickly as i do so i’m sorry for everything
bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
this is never not funny
This is the best gif you’ll ever see
i’ve never seen police throw tear gas or shoot rubber bullets at Westboro Baptist protestors.
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